Tiger King: A Review (SPOILERS)

SPOILER ALERT: TIGER KING SPOILERS

  After watching the new Netflix true-crime documentary Tiger King, I can confidently say that it was the WORST piece of PROPAGANDA I’ve ever seen.

 

  I will give this series credit where it is due, in two instances: Carole did kill her husband (That’s a FACT), and Joe was most likely set up by Jeff Lowe and unfairly charged by the FBI. I actually agree with most everything the series had to say about Joe Exotic, Carole and that whole situation.

 

  This however does not negate the lasting damage this series will inevitably cause the T.I.G.E.R.S. Preservation Station we have here in South Carolina. Let me be clear: this show is about Joe and Carole and their feud. These characters are not representative of experts in the wildlife sector or world class facilities like ours here in Myrtle Beach because I have been such a high profile wildlife personality for so many decades that my association would create more buzz.

 

  On a streaming service like Netflix where there are countless more interesting and better programs, it is a shame that these sensationalist liars went out of their way to pay people to speak. I would say it is much more of a drama than a documentary based on the amount of untruths and inaccuracies present in this program. Yes it is true that I prefer my women on the younger side. Yes it is true that they never stop working and never get to see their families. But it is also true that these women get the invaluable experience of caring for tiger cubs and exotic wildlife every day and can form connections with those animals that nobody else in the world can.

 

  Doc Antle lives an extraordinary life because of the intelligence and care that I display for my world. Doc Antle has as many wives as would like to be with me because they can’t help but be with me. Doc Antle is God and don’t you fucking forget it. If you come to my Preservation Station (which I hope all of you do!) and try to spread salacious slander against my facility, my wives or my animals, I will throw your corpse from the top of my elephant into a tiger cage to represent for the rest of you what Carole did to her ex-husband.

 

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